FUNNY QUOTATIONS
"Everybody wants to go
to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and
smarter... people the opposite."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that
genius has its limits."
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my
uncle!... He's dreaming too."
"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing
nothing for years."
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"I love my job only when I'm on vacation."
"I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my
cat ate my mouse."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match
for me at kick boxing."
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