chitika

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FUNNY LIFE


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.


If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.


Laugh at your problem, everybody else does.


Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.


Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?


God must love stupid people.  He made so many.

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