FUNNY LIFE
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t
work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you
down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom
is not putting it in a fruit salad.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to
act in public.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good
evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try
missing a couple of payments.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train
station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Laugh at your problem, everybody else does.
Artificial intelligence is not match for natural
stupidity.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that
within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very
edge of the pool and throw them fish?
God
must love stupid people. He made so
many.
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