“Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes.”
“She gave me eyes, she gave me ears;And humble cares, and delicate fears;A heart, the fountain of sweet tears;And love and thought and joy.”
“Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better in the future.”
"I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake."
"A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person."
"When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party."
"The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier."
"How can you face you problem if the problem is your face."
"If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it."
"Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!"
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